Thursday, November 6, 2008

Crazy T-Shirt sayings

Haven't done this in awhile and with all the holiday catalogues arriving, I just had to share these wonderful t-shirt slogans:

Real Men Use Duct Tape

Oh My God My Mother was right about everything

I used to care but I take a pill for that now

I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left

WARNING I have gas and I know how to use it

I have multiple personalities and none of them like you

I live at the corner of Kiss My Ass Avenue and No Friggin Way

I tried being good but I got bored

I didn't say it was YOUR FAULT; I said I was going to BLAME YOU

SARCASM Just one more service I provide (I love this one)

DANGER Mouth operates faster than brain

I am not perfect but parts of me are incredible!

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

You don't have to be crazy to work here, we'll train you!

My Indian name is Runs With Beer

It is what it is

Don't make me break out my flying monkeys

National Sarcasm Society: Like we need your support

I'M NOT STUBBORN My way is just better

Sometimes I pee when I laugh

I'M CONFUSED ... wait maybe I'm not

I don't have A.D.D. it's just that... oh look — a bunny rabbit

I'm not a NAG I'm a motivational speaker!

Time flies when you are having rum

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit

......and last but not least.....

3 Wise Men? ... Be Serious