Haven't done this in awhile and with all the holiday catalogues arriving, I just had to share these wonderful t-shirt slogans:
Real Men Use Duct Tape
Oh My God My Mother was right about everything
I used to care but I take a pill for that now
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left
WARNING I have gas and I know how to use it
I have multiple personalities and none of them like you
I live at the corner of Kiss My Ass Avenue and No Friggin Way
I tried being good but I got bored
I didn't say it was YOUR FAULT; I said I was going to BLAME YOU
SARCASM Just one more service I provide (I love this one)
DANGER Mouth operates faster than brain
I am not perfect but parts of me are incredible!
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
You don't have to be crazy to work here, we'll train you!
My Indian name is Runs With Beer
It is what it is
Don't make me break out my flying monkeys
National Sarcasm Society: Like we need your support
I'M NOT STUBBORN My way is just better
Sometimes I pee when I laugh
I'M CONFUSED ... wait maybe I'm not
I don't have A.D.D. it's just that... oh look — a bunny rabbit
I'm not a NAG I'm a motivational speaker!
Time flies when you are having rum
Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit
......and last but not least.....
3 Wise Men? ... Be Serious